A few days ago I stumbledupon a page that featured Chuck Norris “facts” (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com) giving a list on jokes on how he’s the best in the whole wide world. I wasn’t a Norris fan until I read those comments, they were pretty hilarious & far fetched of course but well worth the laugh nonetheless. Enough to get me believin’ in the guy… ha!
Here are My Picks: Top 20 Chuck Norris Facts (no particular order, from the mentioned site)
1)Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls “everything around himself”
2)Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
3)Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
4)When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5)A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
6)It’s widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris’ stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris’ skin.
7)Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
8)Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
9)Chuck Norris doesn’t play god. Playing is for children.
10)Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: “Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris”
11)Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
12)If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.
13)Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
14)Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
15)As President Roosevelt said: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.”
16)Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
17)Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
18)Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know – Except for the definition of mercy.
19)Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell “What The Hell was That?”
20)Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
A side from Chuck Norris facts. Today, while fumbling thru the net (instead of studying of course), I went into @god’s twitter and discovered an awesome webcomic which i thought as a “must share” with my peeps. Here’s the link to the awesome webcomic starring THE 2 pigeons: Fredo & Pid’jin.. which is the name of the comic itself. Continue reading, and enjoy the comic excerpt. Really you have to read it, @god twitted it… Behold: Mount Sin
Mount Sin: The Alpha and the Omega
So now I can safely tell u, I am now a Fredo & Pid’jin fan 🙂 since Chuck Norris has a loophole! lol
Truth: Chuck Norris facts are now Fredo & Pid’jin facts
FACT #21 Fredo & Pid’jin did in fact beat Chuck Norris at his own game!
FACT #22 @god thanks Fredo & Pid’jin for completing the job not even he could do…
FACT#23 Fredo & Pid’jin are the only survivors of the Chuck Norris famous Roundhouse kick
FACT #24 Fredo & Pid’jin are in fact the ONLY thing in every element, that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
FACT #25 After the encounter with Fredo & Pid’jin, the first Chuck Norris tear was submitted into the Guinness Book of World Records. Witnesses say, that night, he wept.
FACT #26 You’ll be hearing more of Fredo & Pid’jin… Not so much of Chuck Norris.
Fredo & Pidjin is a web-based comicstrip posted every Monday on www.pidjin.net. It is written by Tudor Muscalu and drawn by Eugen Erhan, the creators. Fredo&Pid’jin® is a registered trademark.
Long live science! Go ahead, give it a look! Enjoy =)